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Lemming's Excuses - 21:22 05 Sep 05 Thus far we've had (in no particular order):

Note that none of these should be read in a whiny voice...

1. I have an assignment to do *mutters under breath about stupid course*

2. It looks like it's gonna rain *shaking head and staring at sky doubtfully*

3. I can't make it up there in time 'cos I don't finish work until 6pm *mutters under breath about stupid work*

4. I have a broken leg.

5. I feel a bit funny.

6. I'm tired and can't be bothered. I need to sleep *mutters under breath about stupid human physiology*

7. I've found a new cliff and I have to try it tonight 'cos they're moving it to the coast tomorrow.

8. I'm just gonna go to Tesco car park with Timmmmmm-eeehhhh instead.

9. I have nothing to wear

10. (Most believable??) I'm washing my hair..

I'm open to more. ! Skate Monkey !

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lemming

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Re:Lemming's Excuses - 21:40 05 Sep 05 Drakey - I've just seen you arrive, now leave this post alone. It's done nothing to you. so BE NICE! ! Skate Monkey !

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Drakey
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Re:Lemming's Excuses - 21:41 05 Sep 05 So what are you gonna do, quote number in future like a chinese takeaway!
today my excuse is a number 4 and number 8 with 10 as a side dish!

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Re:Lemming's Excuses - 21:43 05 Sep 05 You couldn't resist, could you. Oh well. Nice idea, I can save myself some time by doing numbers instead. ! Skate Monkey !

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Re:Lemming's Excuses - 21:44 05 Sep 05 sorry lemming i couldn't help myself, you know what it's like after Chinese, your always hungry for more!

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Re:Lemming's Excuses - 21:44 05 Sep 05 What happened to every womens favourite excuse

11) I have a Headache

other classics (well in our office

) are:

I'm washing the Hamster (I have no idea where that come from)
I'm sorting my Sock Draw

Post edited by: Merry, at: 2005/09/05 21:46 I\'ll NEVER post on the forums

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Timo

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Re:Lemming's Excuses - 21:50 05 Sep 05 12) i'm having my hair cut

13) i have a twig stuck in my nose

14) i'm meeting my other babboon mates

15) I have a pie in the oven and i need to eat it... :: In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey
:: Butane in my veins and I’m out to cut the junkie
monkey_pushover_tree

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Drakey
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Re:Lemming's Excuses - 21:54 05 Sep 05 or

16: I'm washing my merkin!

Post edited by: Drakey, at: 2005/09/05 21:54

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Timo

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Re:Lemming's Excuses - 21:55 05 Sep 05 and how do you know he has one of these? :: In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey
:: Butane in my veins and I’m out to cut the junkie
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Re:Lemming's Excuses - 22:01 05 Sep 05 he keeps his GPS unit in it!

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